VIII

Ee Tarbal nrdle sig tanhalatter, vor auga testantifular sinisus. Inordata yuregurandmapostar fla gap chuptay i falleb cunren, i feldrip orleb, i rew quarcfen el rats. Juant vorf gad napaf grond efren tillutitamasseben, aber gend mein hetzen. Hast vielen dank fur die efren sinusis. Der sinusis hats shup an denman teller taf. I hafe devutimation, galimation, el rekumation an gralim, el tary. 265 celumites hafe sinusis alle tanhal inordata grabbe git. copenhflate, iy ure telp tal el reden sinusis. El ral war dee frop, oder tal bern der slip el tenhaus. Tannhauser falle viel gesprats gefelden oder die telle hapt gevonten under der spritz gemacht. Wir konnen sid nicht grutz gehat, und veller kannte eben regelmassige tellen die untergehabenstrasse untermachen.

I read my blog more than I read your blog. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

my dog is snoring

There is a comb on the computer desk. I decided to take the comb and run it through my hair from front to back, repeatedly, expecting my hair to look funny when I got up and looked at it in the mirror, but it just looked the way it always does.

Snoring

Assuming I snore, I'll never hear myself snore. Just like I'll never be able to look at myself cross-eyed in the mirror.

Auto Mow Beel

My car is now tagged and registered, and I can drive it legally. Too bad there's nowhere to drive it too.

Woods

I went camping this past weekend. It was fun. I played Frisbee. I smell like a campfire. I sound like a five year old.

The Sabre

I bought a car this morning. It smells a little funny, but funny smells make me laugh. If there was a comedian who could just make funny smells, I'd go smell him/her.