Friday, December 7, 2007

VIII

Ee Tarbal nrdle sig tanhalatter, vor auga testantifular sinisus. Inordata yuregurandmapostar fla gap chuptay i falleb cunren, i feldrip orleb, i rew quarcfen el rats. Juant vorf gad napaf grond efren tillutitamasseben, aber gend mein hetzen. Hast vielen dank fur die efren sinusis. Der sinusis hats shup an denman teller taf. I hafe devutimation, galimation, el rekumation an gralim, el tary. 265 celumites hafe sinusis alle tanhal inordata grabbe git. copenhflate, iy ure telp tal el reden sinusis. El ral war dee frop, oder tal bern der slip el tenhaus. Tannhauser falle viel gesprats gefelden oder die telle hapt gevonten under der spritz gemacht. Wir konnen sid nicht grutz gehat, und veller kannte eben regelmassige tellen die untergehabenstrasse untermachen.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

I read my blog more than I read your blog. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

my dog is snoring

There is a comb on the computer desk. I decided to take the comb and run it through my hair from front to back, repeatedly, expecting my hair to look funny when I got up and looked at it in the mirror, but it just looked the way it always does.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Snoring

Assuming I snore, I'll never hear myself snore. Just like I'll never be able to look at myself cross-eyed in the mirror.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Auto Mow Beel

My car is now tagged and registered, and I can drive it legally. Too bad there's nowhere to drive it too.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Woods

I went camping this past weekend. It was fun. I played Frisbee. I smell like a campfire. I sound like a five year old.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Sabre

I bought a car this morning. It smells a little funny, but funny smells make me laugh. If there was a comedian who could just make funny smells, I'd go smell him/her.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dinner

I went to Taco Bell today. Taco Bell sucks. Taco Bell's meat tastes like socks, and so does Taco Bell's cheese, and Taco Bell's bread, and Taco Bell's lettuce. Good soda though.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Blogger saves my drafts automatically

Boy, I hope blogger saves this one, cause I'll definitely need to come back later and finish...it.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Trucks

I was riding my bike on 49 today and a large truck passed by me and his wind almost knocked me off the road. But it didn't, because I can steer good.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Post (Raisin Bran)

I'd like to thank Jamie McCarthy for giving me the honor of having the "best blog URL". Here I go.......Thanks Jamie.